Given two parameters,
WALK and DONT WALK,
Jay is walking is TRUE
if Jay and baby carriage is a disjoint.
Zebra is a binary operator,
returning asphalt-gray (odd strides)
or asphalt-gray painted white stripe (even strides).
Why asphalt cracks in winter?
So that zebras have something
to graze on come spring, duh.
Long line of vehicles short:
Jaywalking has its pluses and minuses,
and rogue’s values to operate upon.